The Cunty Club
Bottle Green, full gold crest
The Cunty Club Crest Polo
“The Cunty Club”
$125
Every exclusive club has a crest, a motto, and a list of people it would never let in. We built ours for them. The Cunty Club: members only, dues payable in self-awareness, founded the day they made you sign for a guest. A full ornamental crest — robins where the hummingbirds should be — stitched on bottle-green pima. The single most satisfying thing you will ever wear past a 'Private' sign.
Size
The Construction
- Peruvian pima cotton, 280gsm
- Full ornamental gold crest embroidery
- Numbered, limited Vault release
- Mother-of-pearl buttons
- Tailored fit · ships in a foil box with a 'membership card'
Colorway
Bottle Green, full gold crest
Placement
Full ornamental club crest, left chest
The concept image prompt▾
Hyper-real luxury commercial product photography in the style of Peter Millar and Greyson Clothiers golf campaigns. Golden-hour light, shallow depth of field, 85mm, rich cinematic grade, deep forest greens and warm creams, fine film grain, ultra-detailed fabric texture. A small gold-thread embroidered crest of TWO ROBINS in elegant profile, one subtly looking the other way. A bottle-green premium pima polo with a large ornamental gold club crest on the left chest reading "THE CUNTY CLUB — MEMBERS ONLY", two robins at its center. Shot like a heritage-brand hero image, deep shadow, foil-box packaging beside it.
