Members Only · Strictly Private
You can't sit with us.
This is the most exclusive club in golf. The crest is two robins. The rules are arbitrary. The dress code is cruel. Go ahead — apply. We insist.
The Membership
Dues are payable annually in cash, deference, and your wife's respect. Initiation: one year's salary and a personality transplant. Applications are reviewed by men who will never like you.
A work of satire. There is no club. There is, however, a very good hat. This is also the template the Castle Pines redirect domains point to — gatekeeping, lovingly weaponized.